Well hello again Kinksters? Lookie here, I know things are pretty shitty right now. A large number of people are out of work due to the Coronavirus crisis. ?
I was made redundant in September 2020 (sob!) because of COVID-19. Furthermore, I was made redundant with less than two years service. You know what that means right? Yup! No redundancy pay. ? Thank you very much, kind sir! ? . Furthermore, I tried applying for Universal Credit (a UK welfare benefit) but I did not qualify. Unemployed for the first time in 20 friggin’ years. Yup! Thanks for the support, guys ?
On the other hand, I am not complaining and I am not looking for sympathy. I’m actually extremely grateful and I believe everything happens for a reason. I wrote a book called Triple-Formed in the last Lockdown. Additionally, I started a new website and this is my 46th blog ? come on, guys! Give Podopheleus a big round of applause ? thank you guys SO much ❤️
I am a submissive. I love my sessions but COVID-19 has ruined my Goddamn finances! What am I going to do?
I hear you, man. I know this is frustrating. However, I have wonderful news for you. ? I know, I know, but you have to listen to me. Are you ready? Coolio!
As previously mentioned the pandemic has affected large numbers of people financially. Job insecurities, redundancies and anxiety is on the rise right now. The pandemic has pushed many businesses to permanently shut down. On the other hand more businesses have temporarily closed and might not survive.
Okay, but is there any good news?
Geez! Hold your friggin’ horses.
Just get to the point, will you?
Okay. Okay. So, In London, Dommes charge £200+ per hour on average, right❓
Okay. What’s your point?
So, Goddess Cleo is an Australian Dominatrix based in London. The good news is that Goddess Cleo is offering COVID-19 Advance Booking Special Offers.
No friggin’ way ⁉️
I kid you not! Talk about kinking outside the box, ay? This is your friggin’ chance to book the cheapest yet best session ever?
I’ve invested in two post COVID-19 special offer sessions with Goddess Cleo. ?
1. CVSS2 – Post-CV19 STRAPON SPECIAL £200 – 2 hours.
Please note: I usually pay £230 for an hour session. So, thaaaaaas a great Goddamn offer. It’s less than half price.
Double sessions with the amazing FoXtress are also available as part of Goddess Cleo’s post CV-19 special offers.
2. CVDS2 – Post CV19 DOUBLE STRAPON SPECIAL £400 – 2 hours.
Please note: A 2-hour Double Domme session usually costs around £600. This is more than reasonable. Come on! That’s amazingly out of this world, right ❓
Let me emphasize that Goddess Cleo is not some newbie Domme seeking for clients. Goddess Cleo is an experienced, accomplished Dominatrix with 52.5K followers on Twitter. She is the real deal and I am so enthusiastic about meeting Goddess Cleo. Her Twitter account is flooded with favourable comments and countless excellent reviews from submissives.
How do I book a post COVID-19 Special Offer session with Goddess Cleo?
You can count on me, there you go buddy ?
Can I follow Goddess Cleo on social media?
Sure thing and I strongly recommend that! There you go buddy?
Please keep in mind that Goddess Cleo is offering the post CV19 session specials only for the duration of us being locked in. The offer will end once lockdown ends.
So, how does it work?
So, you will be asked to pay an upfront non-refundable deposit to qualify for the special offer.
Once Goddess Cleo has received your deposit you will receive an email confirmation of your future reservations. Once London moves back to Tier 3 or 2 you can email Goddess Cleo to book in your session. Furthermore, Goddess Cleo sent me 2 links which I found very interesting.
Link 1 – a detailed blog regards to strap-on pegging preparation.
Link 2 – a detailed blog regards to strap-on pegging anal orgasms.
Lastly, I want to thank Goddess Cleo for offering positivity in a bad situation.
There you have it, Kinksters! Have you booked your post COVID-19 Special Offer session with Goddess Cleo? How many post COVID-19 special offer sessions have YOU booked? I want to hear all about it. Feel free to hit me up on Twitter and Instagram, or via the site.
Much Kink Love