Mean girl – Mistress Karina Kalashnikova

Mean girl – Mistress Karina Kalashnikova – July 2022 – Mistress Rhyme Challenge 

Hi there, Kinky Poets! 

And here we are again for July’s Mistress Rhyme Challenge, dedicated to the mean girl/Humiliatrix – Mistress Karina Kalashnikova. If you have not yet checked out my previous Mistress Rhyme challenges, well… Here they are again. Enjoy 😈

Mistress Karina Kalashnikova

Once again, I’ll explain what the Mistress Rhyme Challenge is all about. Every month I cherry-pick a Mistress/prodomme and rhyme Her name to the syllable. I won’t necessarily be rhyming about the Mistress/prodomme. Alternatively, I’ll be dropping Her name into my rhymes and use Her name to create rhyme structure. I will rhyme whatever leaps to mind at that given moment. It is essential to keep in mind that this is my way of paying homage to the prodommes I have huge admiration for.

Before we get started, lemme quickly explain how this rhyme challenge came about. Recently, Goddess Cleo messaged me saying “Hey Pod – you need to meet Karina xx”. In that instant, I reached out to Mistress Karina, and we arranged to meet for a coffee. So, check this out, Kinky Ones! Mistress Karina, is not only a respected prodomme, additionally, Mistress Karina is also a songwriter, beatmaker, and recording artist. I know, right?

That’s why we hang out together, to discuss potential collaborations which I will keep you posted about.

In the meantime, check out the Incel Anthem by Mistress Karina Kalashnikova.


During our meet up, I mentioned to Mistress Karina that I will add Her to my Mistress Rhyme Challenge. Mistress Karina said something along the lines of, “only if you rhyme my full name Karina Kalashnikova” I thought to myself, Gosh! How on earth am I going to rhyme 8 friggin’ syllables and stay consistent!? When I said to Her, “Geez! Now THAT IS a challenge”.

She chuckled and said “is that too much of a challenge for you?” Now everyone who knows me, knows I love a good ol’ challenge. So, challenge accepted!

So here’s what I decided to do: I broke down Her name, rhyming Karina for 8 bars, and Kalashnikova for a further 8 bars. Additionally, this is the first time I turned a Mistress into the theme of my rhymes. The central themes here are Findom, Humiliatrix and playing on the Domme persona.

Okie-dokies, let’s get started ya.

Mean girl – Mistress Karina Kalashnikova – July Mistress Rhyme Challenge 

[Verse 1]

She’s got that mean stare, worship Her ass feet there

A true ass diva, boy, control your damn weiner

Ka-rina – ‘The Divine Feminine’ – R.I.P. to Mac Miller

With Her power and knowledge, superior to Athena 

She cooked up the beat, and devoured it like it’s Her last dinner

Only send Her a DM to request a cash meet ya

Before moving on, and I say it’s a wrap, geezer

Study ‘The Incel Anthem’ keep yo ear glued to – BLAST speaker

[Verse 2]

Let’s switch it up ya – She might turn you into a post, hashtag #dicklover

Worship Her cock – She is ‘The bad-ass hip thruster’

When Karina be on the mic ya (KA-BAM!) ⚡ spits thunder

She’s merciless, relentless, fearless, watch this wo-man catch 🐍king cobra

Serve Her correctly, and earn yerself a sadsack diploma

She turns heads, vehicles swerving, vans crash, ribs puncture

A mean girl, real time Humiliatrix, 👋backhand, piss over…

Watch this kink space ya, Pod and Mistress Kalashnikova

There we have it, Kinky Poets!

Are you messing with my rhymes? Which Mistress/prodomme would you nominate next? 

A ginormous Shout-Out to the mean girl/Humiliatrix – Mistress Karina Kalashnikova! Please follow the awesome Mistress Karina Kalashnikova on social media.

Twitter: @MistressKarina

Instagram: @karinasmoney

And check out Her links, so you don’t miss out on the latest! 

More importantly, book a session with the mean girl/Humiliatrix here:

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Much Kink Love,

Podopheleus 🖤


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