Top 5 Tips to prepare for a strap-on pegging session

Top 5 Tips to prepare for a strap-on pegging session! Wassup douches ? Congrats! You finally took the plunge and booked your first strap-on pegging session. Hurrah! ?

Wait a minute! What in God’s name is Pegging?

Okay, okay. pegging is humping someones’ rear-end with a strap-on dildo ? my gosh! 

And by the way guys – just because you’re curios about anal pegging and/or indeed love it – this does not automatically make you gay. Not that being gay or bisexual is a bad thing at all! Put your mind at rest and have a read here on my thoughts on this topic.

Anyhoo, moving on, back on track, stay focused guys…

The million dollar question is How do YOU prepare for a strap-on pegging session❓

Lookee here, I’m no telepathy, but I know what you are friggin’ thinking! 

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

“How do I avoid poop❓”

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

“How do I avoid poop❓” 

For pete’s sake. Chillax, buddy. I got you! Let’s get that ass spick-and-span, ay ⁉️ You guys ready❓ Let’s friggin’ dooo thiiis❕

Step 1 to having a squeaky-clean butt hole – Get Your Diet Right

Right now is a good time to consider eating healthy and light. This is how my pegging session diet goes. 

Let’s just say my session is booked in for 1:30pm. 

4:30am – 5.00am – So, I usually wake up around this time. First, I drink 2 glasses of water in the morning to allow my body to rehydrate. The water stimulates my bowel movements and loosens up my poop ? 

Second, I will have a bowl of tuna with olive oil adding a tbsp of hemp seeds. 

6:30am – 7.00am – I start my morning workout.

8.00am – 8:30am – I make a shake. Want to know what I put in this super dope shake? Here you are:

Podopheleus Shake Recipe

Serves 1

  • 1 cup cashew nut milk
  • 1 tbsp of crunchy peanut butter
  • 1 banana peeled
  • 1/2 tsp maca
  • 1 tsp Baobab
  • 1 tbsp Chia seeds 
  • 1/4 tsp ground cinnamon

10:30am – I make a healthy  green juice. 

Podopheleus Green Juice Recipe

Serves 1

  • 1 cup coconut water
  • 1 tsp hemp powder
  • 1/2 tsp spirulina 
  • 1/2 tsp moringa
  • 1 cup spinach 
  • 1 cup mango 
  • 1/2 cup Apple 
  • Tsp fresh ginger
  • 1/4 tsp turmeric

And that’s me done ✅  I try not to eat anything 2-3 hours before my pegging sessions

Is that all? You must be starving? 

I would rather go hungry than feeling full, heavy and discomfort whilst I’m getting blooming pegged. Furthermore, I want to avoid making a crappy mess. This first step I find crucial to prepare for a strap-on pegging session.

Step 2 to having a squeaky-clean butt hole – Anal Douche 

Don’t be Douche-Bag by not using an Anal Douche ? Hang on a second.

Whatever the hell is an Anal Douche❓ This is a device for eliminating any fecal remnants from the rectum.

Erm… How do I use an Anal Douche❓

Okie dokie. Here you go ?

  • fill the bulb with lukewarm water
  • lube up the nozzle 
  • get in a squatting position (over the toilet or in the shower)
  • slide the nozzle in your butthole
  • pinch the bulb slowly allowing the water to enter your body
  • and then push gently out into the bulb 
  • continue the process until the water runs clean.

Where do I buy an Anal Douche from?

I’ve been using this ? 

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/douches-enemas/p/basics-anal-douche-225ml/a952g952.html

I would definitely give it the thumbs up ?

Step 3 to having a squeaky-clean butt hole – Wash Your Ass 

Yup! I mean literally wash your ass with hot water and soap using a bath sponge. Give your ass a good rinse and clean.

 

Prepare for a strap-on pegging session – give your ass a good wash!

Step 4 to having a squeaky-clean butt hole – Monthly Colon Cleansing

Erm… What on earth is a Colon Cleanse❓

Is a method of using warm purified water for cleansing the colon. It is a fantastic way to remove toxins from your body.

I’ve signed up to 1 Colonic every month and I’ve seen amazing results. It’s worth looking into why colon cleansing is good for your health.

Step 5 – Prepare for a strap-on pegging session – Remove Your Butt Hair

Go one step further and wax your crack to maintain good anal hygiene.

There we have it, anal pervs! I hope this blog was helpful and your ass is now squeaky-clean. Lemme know what you thought of this blog and my Top 5 Tips to prepare for a strap-on pegging session?

All the best with your strap-on anal pegging sessions. Once you’ve had a session or two, and feeling more comfortable and relaxed with the life-changing experience that is pegging – have a read of 5 Great Sexual Roleplay ideas for Pegging sessions.

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Much Kink Love

Podopheleus


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