What not to say to a dominatrix! Awrighty then, Podopheleus is back to educate you on What not to say to a Domme. Okay, let’s get right into it, shall we?

What not to say to a Dominatrix

1. How much?

Do NOT message a Domme on social media, or WhatsApp, or via email asking how much she charges (see How to how to write an e-mail to a Dominatrix). This is top of what not to say to a dominatrix!

  • Make an effort and get to know your Domme. So first off, is to introduce yourself.
  • Talk a bit about yourself! 
  • Explain what are your kinks, fetishes and what are you seeking! 
  • Inform her of your availability and ideal session length.
  • Explain what are your hard limits (e.g caning, whipping).
  • Lastly: “May I please kindly ask for information on your Tribute.”

For those of you who don’t know; a Tribute is a payment for a session.

2. What’s up Babe?

Do Not call a Domme Hon, Babe, Boo, Bro, Mate, Sugar Plum, Darling, Treacle-Pudding Pie or refer to her as your little Cherry Blossom. Okay. Okay. you get the fricken’ picture. To show your devotion and respect to your Domme you must refer to her as Mistress …….., Goddess …….. Etc.

3. I need a better deal on your tribute

WHOA! Now thaaaaaas a Jaw-dropping moment. Dude, you are not bartering at some conventional street market. Save yourself from unnecessary achy breaky ? My advice: zip it and bow down to female supremacy.

4. Babe, Can you suck me off?

Seriously, will you quit with the Babe! ***WARNING*** Dommes do not offer sexual services that includes: Getting Busy! Knob-slobbing! French kissing the vadge! Smooching!

For crying out loud do not ask for a five-knucle-shuffle or ten-toes-shuffle. Ooh! I never heard that before. I THINK I coined that! Woot-Woot!

5. Take off your clothes, please!

Well, at least you said please. However, the answer is NO! Hell fricken’ NO! ***RED ALERT*** Dommes do not get Nekkid!! Goddammit!!

And that is what not to say to a Dominatrix. So if you take on board everything mentioned above. You will live a happier kinky life. After all, Dommes are normal people – like me and you. Show them respect!

What should I talk about next? The ball’s in your court.

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Much Kink Love

Podopheleus

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